Oh, please. Spare us the faux outrage from Alexis Wilkins, the "country music sensation" whom absolutely nobody had heard of until she started dating FBI Director Kash Patel.
Her sole claim to fame? Being the girlfriend of a Trump appointee the MAGA base openly despises. And the only person to brand her a “country music sensation” is Patel himself.
Now she’s suing Rift TV'sElijah Schaffer for the crime of—gasp—retweeting.
Wilkins posted a screenshot on Tuesday on her Instagram stories of an article detailing her defamation lawsuits against Schaffer, FBI whistleblower Kyle Seraphin and former U.S. Senate candidate Sam Parker.
The headline of the article originally identified her as "Kash Patel’s girlfriend."
Fuming that the headline didn’t crown her an A-list star, Wilkins blacked out "Kash Patel’s girlfriend" and scrawled a lecture on “microaggressions.”
"She has her own name and her own identity. Mainstream media's talent for microaggressive belittling of women is relentless," she wrote in a caption of the screenshot.
The lawsuits stem from online speculation that Wilkins is a Mossad agent running a “honeypot” operation on Patel.
Schaffer’s alleged offense? Retweeting the rumor with a photograph of Wilkins wearing a red cocktail dress, standing alongside Patel.
A wordless retweet of the rumor. No statement. No endorsement. Just a retweet.
Wilkins is suing Schaffer for a whopping $5 million, claiming the silent share constitutes defamation.
Seraphin and Parker face similar claims for amplifying the unproven spy narrative on X and podcasts.
Court filings demand unspecified damages and legal fees, accusing the trio of destroying Wilkins’ reputation with "baseless" insinuations.
And what, pray tell, is a “microaggression”?
The term, once the province of campus leftists clutching pearls over pronouns, now weaponized by the FBI director’s girlfriend to police headlines.
Suing over implications? Thought crimes have gone bipartisan.
Reality check: The American public knows Wilkins’ name for one reason—her boyfriend runs the FBI.
A director, by the way, whose President Trump's base wants fired for perceived deep-state sympathies.
Now Wilkins seeks to bankrupt dissenters for wrongthink, ensuring her legacy is less "country star" and more "litigious consort."
Bruh. Is it now illegal to question the royal FBI director’s girlfriend in the comments?
Retweet at your own peril—thought police wear cowboy boots too.
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