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Leftist Rag Jezebel Deployed Satanic Etsy Witches To Hex Charlie Kirk Days Before His Death

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In the toxic swamp of leftist rage, where words like "hex" and "curse" are flung like daggers at anyone daring to defend freedom, the radical left has blood on its hands today.

Charlie Kirk, the fearless founder of Turning Point USA and close ally of President Donald Trump, was gunned down in cold blood on Wednesday, a single shot to the neck silencing the voice that awakened a generation to the threats of socialism and cultural decay.

At just 31, he leaves behind his devoted wife Erika and two beautiful young children, his iconic legacy etched forever in the hearts of those who fight for liberty.

But as conservatives mourn a fallen warrior, the left's vipers are celebrating—proof that their venom knows no bounds.

Kirk, 31, died shortly after being rushed to Timpanogos Regional Hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery.

Authorities confirmed the gunshot came from an elevated position in a nearby academic building, approximately 200 yards away, and a massive manhunt is underway for the suspect, who remains at large.

No other injuries were reported, though the campus was locked down amid panic.

President Trump, who had praised Kirk as "legendary" just hours earlier, ordered flags at half-staff nationwide until September 14, writing on Truth Social: "The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead... No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me."

FBI Director Kash Patel said the bureau is "closely monitoring" the investigation, vowing swift justice.

The tragedy struck just two days after a vicious article in the left-wing outlet Jezebel openly boasted about commissioning Etsy witches to hex Kirk, the man they derided as a "far-right misogynist with a bad haircut."

Titled "We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk," the piece, published Monday, reveled in weaponizing occult rituals against the TPUSA founder for his outspoken criticism of modern feminism and declining birth rates.

"If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares," it began.

The author detailed her spree of online sorcery with gleeful precision. "I typed 'curse enemy' into Etsy’s search bar. Five thousand results," she wrote.

Options included "Karmic Revenge," "Same Day Bad Luck Curse," "Insanity Hex," and the blunt "HEX Republicans."

She ordered the "MAKE EVERYONE HATE HIM" spell first, then a "POWERFUL HEX SPELL" requiring Kirk's birthdate for "accuracy."

The witch's response: "I just completed your spell, and it was successful. You will see the first results within 2–3 weeks. However, I did notice disturbances… negative energy not only from you, but projected at you."Further upsells followed, including a $50 "spell booster" to "amplify the energetic support."

Priestess Lilin, another Etsy caster, explained the pricing: "The differences in prices aren’t really about ‘better/faster’ magic, but rather the complexity of the spell work. Some workings are small, focused intentions with minimal tools, while others are more intricate and involve rarer ingredients, more time, and sometimes even repeated castings to build up and direct the energy for our clients."

On political targets, she added: "Clients often turn to spells when they feel unheard or powerless in the usual systems. Our magic becomes both a personal release and a way of reclaiming control... Whether the target is a boss, an ex, or a public figure, the underlying current is the same… People want to shift the energy in their lives and the world around them."

The article mocked Kirk's ideology, quoting his recent claim that the "Jezebel spirit has just infected an entire generation of young ladies."

It fantasized petty torments: "I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit. I want his podcast microphone to malfunction every time he hits record... To ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven would be my life’s greatest joy."

Proof of the hex arrived via photo: Kirk's image engulfed in flames.

The piece concluded: "So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell... A special thank you to the witches of the modern age, who work tirelessly to hex Republicans... And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly."

As the left's dark incantations echo in the wake of this assassination, remember: their words aren't harmless spells—they're blueprints for violence.

Kirk's blood stains the hands of every hater who wished him ill.

The left will get what’s coming to them; the universe ensures that what they do unto others will be done unto them. But they’re already miserable, festering in their own disgusting bile, lashing out at the light because they can’t stand their own darkness.

The freedom movement endures, but this evil must be crushed before it claims more heroes.

Alicia Powe

Alicia is an investigative journalist and breaking news reporter with RiftTV. Alicia's work is featured on outlets including The Gateway Pundit, Project Veritas, Townhall and Media Research Center.

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